PORTLAND, Ore. — "Avengers: Endgame" tickets are FINALLY on sale.
If you got your tickets, consider yourself lucky because theaters are selling out and some websites are buckling under the demand.
Marvel released a one-minute long new teaser trailer when the tickets went on sale and we need to address some things.
The trailer confirms the Tony Stark somehow makes it out of his dire alone-in-space-running-out-of-oxygen situation to assemble the Avengers with Captain America in a very manly handshake showing the audience that they have reconciled, to some extent.
The trailer isn't without long lingering shots of our heroes looking forlorn, except for Ant-Man, which is curious. This movie, the end cap on the last 10 years and 22 films in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, isn't going to be without angst and probably a lot of my tears.
Speaking of angst, we have to talk about Hawkeye.
There are many a meme of his new not-so-stylish haircut:
BUT HE ALSO GOT A TATTOO SLEEVE?! Disney what are you even doing with Hawkeye? After the whole secret family debacle, I feel like the guy deserves a break but here we are.
I can't believe I have to sit through three hours and two minutes of Hawkeye's bad tattoo sleeve and hair.
But the trade-off is Cap staring longingly into a mirror and I will happily watch that.