'Threatening' comment card disrupts Maui flight

'Threatening' comment card disrupts Maui flight

'Threatening' comment card disrupts Maui flight

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by Frank Mungeam

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Posted on December 20, 2010 at 3:38 PM

This is a transcript of the text of a Hawaiian Airlines comment card filled out by passenger Joe Johnson and given to a flight attendant, according to a warrant filed by the U.S. Attorney as part of the document charging Johnson with interfering with a flight crew, a felony.

I thought I was going to die, we were so high up, I thought to myself: I hope we don’t crash and burn or worse yet landing in the ocean (?) through it, only to be eaten by sharks, or worse yet end up on some place like Gilligan’s island stranded, or worse yet be eaten by a tribe of headhunters, speaking of headhunters why do they eat outsiders and not the family members? Strange…and what if the plane ripped apart in mid-flight and we plummeted to earth, landed on Gilligan’s Island and then lived through it, and the only woman there was Mrs. Thurston Howell III? No MaryAnne (my favorite), no Ginger – just lovely! If it were just her, I think I’d opt for the sharks, maybe the headhunters.

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