This is a transcript of the text of a Hawaiian Airlines comment card filled out by passenger Joe Johnson and given to a flight attendant, according to a warrant filed by the U.S. Attorney as part of the document charging Johnson with interfering with a flight crew, a felony.

I thought I was going to die, we were so high up, I thought to myself: I hope we don t crash and burn or worse yet landing in the ocean (?) through it, only to be eaten by sharks, or worse yet end up on some place like Gilligan s island stranded, or worse yet be eaten by a tribe of headhunters, speaking of headhunters why do they eat outsiders and not the family members? Strange...and what if the plane ripped apart in mid-flight and we plummeted to earth, landed on Gilligan s Island and then lived through it, and the only woman there was Mrs. Thurston Howell III? No MaryAnne (my favorite), no Ginger just lovely! If it were just her, I think I d opt for the sharks, maybe the headhunters.

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