Here are 10 popular Las Vegas attractions. They're listed first to worst.

1 Big Elvis – Pete Valle is a 400-pound hunka hunka burnin' love whose king-size ode to The King eclipses all others. At Bill's Gamblin' Hall & Saloon on the Strip. Free. Contact: www.bigelvis.biz.

2 The Rat Pack Is Back – A revolving stable of Franks, Deans and Sammys lam it from heaven for "one last show" (twice nightly at the Plaza Hotel & Casino). Yet it's Marilyn's "Happy Birthday" that raises the dead. Cost: $57. Contact: www.ratpackvegas.com.

3 Liberace Museum – Never underestimate a man in hot pants. Particularly if said ensemble is bedazzled with red, white and blue sequins. Cost: $15. Contact: 1775 E. Tropicana Ave.; www.liberace.org.

4 Pinball Hall of Fame – This jing-jangling collection of classics is ready for action and, unlike modern slot machines, they still take quarters. Cost: 25 to 50 cents per game. Contact: 3330 E. Tropicana Ave.; www.pinballmuseum.org.

5 Circus Circus' Midway Stage – Ogling Cirque du Soleil's O? It will cost you at least a C-note. Instead, behold the disturbing dexterity of a Russian handstand siren turned human Lazy Susan. Free. Contact: 2880 Las Vegas Blvd. South; www.circuscircus.com.

6 Fountains of Bellagio – The Strip's answer to Old Faithful fires a multitude of thunderous geysers skyward in a spectacle not seen since the excess of 18th-century Versailles. Free. Contact: 3600 Las Vegas Blvd. South; www.bellagio.com (click on Amenities).

7 Atomic Testing Museum – A blinding flash and an air cannon square in the kisser passes for subtle in Vegas and also recalls the bygone era of "duck and cover." Cost: $12. Contact: 755 E. Flamingo Road; www.atomictestingmuseum.org.

8 Madame Tussauds – Stern "Do Not Touch" admonitions have been replaced by visitors' being encouraged to don bunny ears and hop into bed alongside a silk-PJ'd likeness of Hugh Hefner. Cost: $25. Contact: 3377 Las Vegas Blvd. S.; www.mtvegas.com.

9 Fremont Street Experience – Neon cowpokes seem quaint in the blaze of this five-block videodrome sure to crane the neck of every slackjaw ambling 90 feet below. Free. Contact: 425 Fremont St.; www.vegasexperience.com.

10 Sirens of TI – Think The Pussycat Dolls Meet the WWE, only with more fireballs and loose lip-syncing that literally sinks a ship. Free. Contact: 3300 Las Vegas Blvd. South; www.treasureisland.com.