Is that a python on your dress, or is Catherine Zeta Jones just happy to see us!? It totally looks like the star has a snake crawling up her black, three-quarter length dress! Wow isn't exactly the three letters we'd use to describe J-Woww's mini gone maxi dress! The Jersey Shore star stepped out for an event for Self Magazine looking black, white and red all over! Teri Hatcher's dress had such potential this week, but the bottom pattern and hemline is more "mess" than "dress!"