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Favorite Christmas Gift...I Found It!!

by Adam Bjaranson

kgw.com

Posted on January 2, 2008 at 11:36 PM

Updated Wednesday, Nov 4 at 2:41 PM

By Adam Bjaranson

Let me preface this with "I dont' get a cut of the proceeds". And apparently, neither does Chuck Norris.
I was doing some last minute Christmas shopping on the 23rd....when I found the book of ALL BOOKS. "The Truth About Chuck Norris....400 Facts About the World's Greatest Human". I've read all 400 'facts' about 6 times each....and giggle like a child every time :)
Let me share a few of them with you....

"It's no coincidence that the tattoo on Mike Tyson's face and the sole of Chuck Norris's boots share the same pattern"

"Chuck Norris remembers the Alamo, and he isn't happy about it"

"Chuck Norris once wrestled a bear, an alligator, and a mountaini lion all at once. He won by tying them all together with an anaconda"

Now, there are quite a few that just aren't fit for this blog....but it is the perfect compliment to put on your toilet at home. If only I would have found it earlier in my Christmas shopping....I would have been a huge hit with darn near everyone :)

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