Those who can't play guitar, play Guitar Hero. But before that, you grabbed a tennis racket and did splits on your bed wailing along with Eddie -- so now's the chance to see the best non-guitar players in Portland trying for the national championship.

It's the U.S. Air Guitar rock-off at Dante's TUESDAY NIGHT.

Deadline to enter is 2 p.m. Tuesday, but headbang on down there tonight to check out the metalmayhem.

To enter, pick a stage name, have your 60 second song clip nailed down, and pay $20 before spraying on the hair and spandex.

Finger flying finalists head to San Francisco August 8 for the title.

Suds alert - Sun's out, and it's time for Portland Roller Girls the Wheels of Justice to wash your car.
They'll ask for a minimum donation of $5 per car. All proceeds will go towards airfare cost for their match against Philly this July.
It's Saturday from 12-4 at Voodoo Doughnut Too, 1501
NE Davis